BIG WAVES My ship is coming in. I hope it doesn't soak me this time. -- MODERN WOMAN Your hand on my back tells me that you ...

Oh, you're gonna be wounded Oh, you're gonna be my wound Oh, you're gonna bruise too Oh, I'm gonna be your bruise ~"The...

Daddy never beat her but he meaned Mama plenty. He had a tongue like a whip, a loud crack that could catch you by the ankle and trip-topple ...

Listening in on a webinar about environmental toxins, which I learned a lot about while working at a beauty magazine. They're in cosmeti...

Stuck on this kick, trying to work out a play on words with mean (average) and mean (cruel). This little Laterne is all I've come up wit...

a post-lunch thought lumpy bumpy bowls of smashed spuds tickle my tongue and make me smile

"He's cute" means "I'd do him" one night, no harm done, we'll have a good time "I'll call you...

Time passes like molasses when you've got the flu when molasses-like mucus oozes unnaturally from your nose and you're stuck at home...

He sticks like gum on my sole stuttering my footsteps into an un- even stocatto into the rhythm of a life without him

Smack dab in the center of my cerebellum lies a stupid little diddy that I heard on the radio this morning