Wednesday, June 23, 2010

THE MEANING OF MATING AND DATING

"He's cute"
means "I'd do him"
one night, no harm done, we'll have a good time

"I'll call you"
means "don't call me"
you're crazy, this ain't happening, please lose my number


"It's not you, it's me"
means "it's definitely you"
too much effort, not worth my time, I'm trying to be nice


"I need some time"
means "away from you"
you're sucking ... the life ... right out of me

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